meeting richard

  • richard: hey, how are ya?
  • me: i'm good, just fine. thank you.
  • richard: *nods*
  • me: *pulls out paper*
  • richard: would you like me to sign something?
  • me: oh, if you wouldn't mind
  • richard: 'course not, do you have a pen?
  • me: yeah, here you go
  • me: *hands him pen*
  • me: now, before you sign this, can you do me a favor?
  • richard: what's that?
  • me: keep your eyes closed
  • richard: ????
  • me: it sounds crazy, i know, but, i have celebrities sign autographs for me with their eyes closed, it's this fun memory i have.
  • richard: uh-oh-o.. k?
  • me: *smiles* here, i'll point to where you can sign, then you can close your eyes
  • richard: *signs paper*
  • richard: there you go?-
  • me: AHA!
  • richard: what?
  • me: YOU JUST SIGNED OUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE
  • richard: what?!
  • me: THE PAPER YOU JUST SIGNED WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED IS OUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE. NOW WE'RE LEGALLY MARRIED, AND YOU JUST SIGNED THE PROOF.
  • me: HA, I GOT YOU, I SO FUCKING GOT YOU!
  • richard:
  • me:
  • richard:
  • me: so, honey, have you picked out a tux yet?
whudduplex:

for once

whudduplex:

for once

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fugrats:

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